things heard around the eaton house

w: why am i wearing short sleeves and your not?
h: my booty butt is shaped like an oval.
m: I think its clean.
d: That's the second load.
w: Holly's got poop...change her!
h: I want another vitamin.
w: the computer is messing up, I can't get on cartoon network. (side note: i blocked cartoon network)
h: I'm thinking what your thinking. do you know what i'm thinking?
h: I want the butterfly book.
h: i want a crispy treat.
h: i want the batman cup.
w: no, i want the blue batman cup.

Just a few things I have been hearing lately.